I've Picked My Role

Bill is getting married?� Are we all invited to witness the event?
Congratulations Billy.
~Patty~

Well, I get to ask her on his behalf, and Ma gets to witness and
photograph the consummation.� This is not a done deal as yet.� Pick a
role, Patty, and it is yours.� This is going to be a joint effort.� More
fun that way.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-Samuel Johnson

I've made my decision. I want to be Ma's assistant.
~Patty~

Excellent !
It will take a team to properly capture that even in photos.
When it comes to consumation.............................the angles are
everything.
�
�

Patty

2004-09-01 19:00:28 UTC

Bill is getting married? Are we all invited to witness the event?
Congratulations Billy.
~Patty~

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-Samuel Johnson

I've made my decision. I want to be Ma's assistant.
~Patty~

Excellent !
It will take a team to properly capture that even in photos.
When it comes to consumation.............................the angles are
everything.

I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma? Are you a sexual dynamo, Bill?
Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital cameras?
~Patty~

chwaszczewski

2004-09-01 19:17:30 UTC

Post by Patty
I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma? Are you a sexual dynamo, Bill?
Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital cameras?
~Patty~

Wow! I wanna watch Patty watch Ma watch Billybob! That's
four layers deep, count 'em, four layers deep.

Patty

2004-09-01 20:08:39 UTC

Post by Patty
I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma? Are you a sexual dynamo,
Bill? Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital
cameras?
~Patty~

Wow! I wanna watch Patty watch Ma watch Billybob! That's four layers
deep, count 'em, four layers deep.

Correction Timmy. I'm not going to 'watch' Ma watch Billybob. I'm going to
position Billybob and the future Mrs. Billybob for optimum viewing and
photographing. Want to make sure we don't miss one little teensy tinesy
thing.
~Patty~

chwaszczewski

2004-09-01 20:24:47 UTC

Post by Patty
Correction Timmy. I'm not going to 'watch' Ma watch Billybob. I'm going to
position Billybob and the future Mrs. Billybob for optimum viewing and
photographing. Want to make sure we don't miss one little teensy tinesy
thing.
~Patty~

Ooooohhhh, oooohhhhh, hands-on! That's even better!

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 01:48:48 UTC

Post by Patty
I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma? Are you a sexual dynamo,
Bill? Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital
cameras?
~Patty~

Wow! I wanna watch Patty watch Ma watch Billybob! That's four layers
deep, count 'em, four layers deep.

Correction Timmy. I'm not going to 'watch' Ma watch Billybob. I'm going
to position Billybob and the future Mrs. Billybob for optimum viewing and
photographing. Want to make sure we don't miss one little teensy tinesy
thing.
~Patty~

Can I come too?

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 02:00:31 UTC

I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma?� Are you a sexual dynamo,
Bill? Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital
cameras?
~Patty~

Wow!� I wanna watch Patty watch Ma watch Billybob!� That's four layers
deep, count 'em, four layers deep.

Correction Timmy.� I'm not going to 'watch' Ma watch Billybob.� I'm going
to position Billybob and the future Mrs. Billybob for optimum viewing and
photographing.� Want to make sure we don't miss one little teensy tinesy
thing.
~Patty~

Can I come too?

I dunno.............................can you ?
�
�

Patty

2004-09-02 02:06:34 UTC

I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma? Are you a sexual dynamo,
Bill? Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital
cameras?
~Patty~

Wow! I wanna watch Patty watch Ma watch Billybob! That's four layers
deep, count 'em, four layers deep.

Correction Timmy. I'm not going to 'watch' Ma watch Billybob. I'm going
to position Billybob and the future Mrs. Billybob for optimum viewing and
photographing. Want to make sure we don't miss one little teensy tinesy
thing.
~Patty~

Can I come too?

I dunno.............................can you ?

LOL, Ma.......that was a good come back.

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 02:55:58 UTC

I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma? Are you a sexual dynamo,
Bill? Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital
cameras?
~Patty~

Wow! I wanna watch Patty watch Ma watch Billybob! That's four layers
deep, count 'em, four layers deep.

Correction Timmy. I'm not going to 'watch' Ma watch Billybob. I'm going
to position Billybob and the future Mrs. Billybob for optimum viewing and
photographing. Want to make sure we don't miss one little teensy tinesy
thing.
~Patty~

Can I come too?

I dunno.............................can you ?

LOL, Ma.......that was a good come back.

Come back, come back, come back my Bonnie to me.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 03:05:12 UTC

I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma? Are you a sexual dynamo,
Bill? Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital
cameras?
~Patty~

Wow! I wanna watch Patty watch Ma watch Billybob! That's four layers
deep, count 'em, four layers deep.

Correction Timmy. I'm not going to 'watch' Ma watch Billybob. I'm going
to position Billybob and the future Mrs. Billybob for optimum viewing and
photographing. Want to make sure we don't miss one little teensy tinesy
thing.
~Patty~

Can I come too?

I dunno.............................can you ?

LOL, Ma.......that was a good come back.

Come back, come back, come back my Bonnie to me.

Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?
�
�

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 03:09:33 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Aha! Bonnie is MY San Francisco Broad. This is all
Billybob's Fault!

Patty

2004-09-02 03:12:47 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Aha! Bonnie is MY San Francisco Broad. This is all Billybob's Fault!

You mean she hasn't shown up yet. Damn, we paid that hooker big bucks to
buck you for a night.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 03:33:19 UTC

Post by Patty
You mean she hasn't shown up yet. Damn, we paid that hooker big bucks to
buck you for a night.

Maybe it's the 700 foot driveway. Her Hummer wasn't up to it.

Patty

2004-09-02 03:44:06 UTC

Post by Patty
You mean she hasn't shown up yet. Damn, we paid that hooker big bucks to
buck you for a night.

Maybe it's the 700 foot driveway. Her Hummer wasn't up to it.

Here we go.............with the 700 foot driveway again.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 03:52:46 UTC

Post by Patty
Here we go.............with the 700 foot driveway again.

I was up and down that driveway ten times today, hauling
firewood. Making progress. Rose of Sharon in bloom, as are
asters and goldenrod. Birds are already mobbing for flight
south. What an odd summer.

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 04:22:17 UTC

Post by Patty
Here we go.............with the 700 foot driveway again.

I was up and down that driveway ten times today, hauling firewood. Making
progress. Rose of Sharon in bloom, as are asters and goldenrod. Birds
are already mobbing for flight south. What an odd summer.

No kidding. The maples are turning already.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 11:48:10 UTC

Post by Patty
Here we go.............with the 700 foot driveway again.

I was up and down that driveway ten times today, hauling firewood.� Making
progress.� Rose of Sharon in bloom, as are asters and goldenrod.� Birds
are already mobbing for flight south.� What an odd summer.

No kidding.� The maples are turning already.

One of the best summers ever.�� Cool nights.� Never approached 100 here.
Many great days for outdoor work.
I'd pay double for another one just like it next year.
�
�

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 13:02:54 UTC

Post by Patty
Here we go.............with the 700 foot driveway again.

I was up and down that driveway ten times today, hauling firewood.
Making
progress. Rose of Sharon in bloom, as are asters and goldenrod. Birds
are already mobbing for flight south. What an odd summer.

No kidding. The maples are turning already.

One of the best summers ever. Cool nights. Never approached 100 here.
Many great days for outdoor work.
I'd pay double for another one just like it next year.

The Bush administration attributes it to "global cooling" and claim to be
countering it with multiple detonations in the middle east.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 13:26:12 UTC

Post by Patty
Here we go.............with the 700 foot driveway again.

I was up and down that driveway ten times today, hauling firewood.
Making
progress. Rose of Sharon in bloom, as are asters and goldenrod. Birds
are already mobbing for flight south. What an odd summer.

No kidding. The maples are turning already.

One of the best summers ever. Cool nights. Never approached 100 here.
Many great days for outdoor work.
I'd pay double for another one just like it next year.

The Bush administration attributes it to "global cooling" and claim to be
countering it with multiple detonations in the middle east.

As always
Just trying to be pro active.

Bet he wipes before he shits.
�
�

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 14:01:26 UTC

One of the best summers ever. Cool nights. Never approached 100 here.
Many great days for outdoor work.
I'd pay double for another one just like it next year.

Every year we have lived in Leelanau County, some 25 or so,
we've had one or two stretches in the summer of 100 degree
heat and high humidity. We had none of that this summer.
Warmest it got was about 90 or so, and that only lasted a
day at a time. I'm not complaining, but I used the furnace
in the evenings off and on all summer, for the first time in
my life.

Global Cooling!

Amazing what a sligh repositioning of the Gulf Stream will
produce.

You been watching the weather on Saturn?

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 13:56:23 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
No kidding. The maples are turning already.

Utter silence from the goons who promise paradise through
population growth and increased production and consumption.
Pursuit of personal wealth as a philosophy has brought us
this. We can be Darwinian, you know, and smart at the same
time. We can and must override our baser instincts. As
soon as I finish this bowl of ice cream, I plan on doing
just that.

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 14:01:25 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
No kidding. The maples are turning already.

Utter silence from the goons who promise paradise through population
growth and increased production and consumption. Pursuit of personal
wealth as a philosophy has brought us this. We can be Darwinian, you
know, and smart at the same time. We can and must override our baser
instincts. As soon as I finish this bowl of ice cream, I plan on doing
just that.

I just foamed the voids around the window and door. Took longer to get the
foam off my hands.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 14:45:55 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
I just foamed the voids around the window and door. Took longer to get the
foam off my hands.

When I did that, the ever-increasing volume of the foam bent
the outter frames of the windows and ruined them. When I
tore out all the old windows and gave them away, once
relieved from the pressure of the foam, they returned to
their proper shape and worked perfectly. That foam is like
concrete, and takes a hundred years to fully expand and
cure. On a couple of windows, the most bent out of shape, I
had to take a saw and remove some of the foam to close the
windows.

I still have some of that foam on my hands from 20 years ago.

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 15:54:41 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
I just foamed the voids around the window and door. Took longer to get
the foam off my hands.

When I did that, the ever-increasing volume of the foam bent the outter
frames of the windows and ruined them. When I tore out all the old
windows and gave them away, once relieved from the pressure of the foam,
they returned to their proper shape and worked perfectly. That foam is
like concrete, and takes a hundred years to fully expand and cure. On a
couple of windows, the most bent out of shape, I had to take a saw and
remove some of the foam to close the windows.
I still have some of that foam on my hands from 20 years ago.

Now days they have "low expanding" foam especially for this purpose. The
trick is to fill the void 1/4 full.Mine has finished expanding now and I
only overdosed it in a couple of spots where it came out an inch or so.
Easy to trim with a bread knife when cured.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 16:01:09 UTC

I just foamed the voids around the window and door.� Took longer to get
the foam off my hands.

When I did that, the ever-increasing volume of the foam bent the outter
frames of the windows and ruined them.� When I tore out all the old
windows and gave them away, once relieved from the pressure of the foam,
they returned to their proper shape and worked perfectly.� That foam is
like concrete, and takes a hundred years to fully expand and cure.� On a
couple of windows, the most bent out of shape, I had to take a saw and
remove some of the foam to close the windows.
I still have some of that foam on my hands from 20 years ago.

Now days they have "low expanding" foam especially for this purpose.� The
trick is to fill the void 1/4 full.Mine has finished expanding now and I
only overdosed it in a couple of spots where it came out an inch or so.
Easy to trim with a bread knife when cured.

What to you suppose would happen if you shot a wad of STUFF up someone's
butt ?�� I mean� -� if he were asleep and all.
Would it have to be surgically removed with a bread knife ?
�
�
�
�

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 16:15:20 UTC

I just foamed the voids around the window and door. Took longer to get
the foam off my hands.

When I did that, the ever-increasing volume of the foam bent the outter
frames of the windows and ruined them. When I tore out all the old
windows and gave them away, once relieved from the pressure of the foam,
they returned to their proper shape and worked perfectly. That foam is
like concrete, and takes a hundred years to fully expand and cure. On a
couple of windows, the most bent out of shape, I had to take a saw and
remove some of the foam to close the windows.
I still have some of that foam on my hands from 20 years ago.

What to you suppose would happen if you shot a wad of STUFF up someone's
butt ? I mean - if he were asleep and all.
Would it have to be surgically removed with a bread knife ?

It probably wouldn't stick to sides of the colon. I'm thinking he would
pass it and then contemplate the "white floater" for a while. Let us know.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 18:09:00 UTC

Now days they have "low expanding" foam especially for this purpose. The
trick is to fill the void 1/4 full.Mine has finished expanding now and I
only overdosed it in a couple of spots where it came out an inch or so.
Easy to trim with a bread knife when cured.

What to you suppose would happen if you shot a wad of STUFF up someone's
butt ? I mean - if he were asleep and all.
Would it have to be surgically removed with a bread knife ?

Naw. They'd use a brace and bit, with a Frostner Bit, and
just grind it out.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 17:56:53 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
Now days they have "low expanding" foam especially for this purpose. The
trick is to fill the void 1/4 full.Mine has finished expanding now and I
only overdosed it in a couple of spots where it came out an inch or so.
Easy to trim with a bread knife when cured.

I know that. I'm just trying to scare the hell out of you. :-)

We had to punch a hole through the foundation of the house
to get the insulated pipes of the Hardy through to the
furnace closet. I found a couple of cans of that foam, one
from the outside, and one from the inside, plugged that hole
up right quick. They've taken the formaldehyde out of it,
too, I think.

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 04:00:05 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Aha! Bonnie is MY San Francisco Broad. This is all Billybob's Fault!

I thought you were playing Patty in Ma's book???

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 13:42:31 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Aha! Bonnie is MY San Francisco Broad. This is all Billybob's Fault!

I thought you were playing Patty in Ma's book???

No, Patti's significant other, who loves her for her
Beryllium glow. Bonnie could play Ma's best friend and
confidant, and a love-complication for all of us.

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 13:56:27 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Aha! Bonnie is MY San Francisco Broad. This is all Billybob's Fault!

I thought you were playing Patty in Ma's book???

No, Patti's significant other, who loves her for her Beryllium glow.
Bonnie could play Ma's best friend and confidant, and a love-complication
for all of us.

First it Patty, then it's Patti and after that your talking Patties. I
think you lust for hamburger.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 14:04:00 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Aha!� Bonnie is MY San Francisco Broad.� This is all Billybob's Fault!

I thought you were playing Patty in Ma's book???

No, Patti's significant other, who loves her for her Beryllium glow.
Bonnie could play Ma's best friend and confidant, and a love-complication
for all of us.

First it Patty, then it's Patti and after that your talking Patties.� I
think you� lust for hamburger.

You're probably right.
Women are no substitute for animal meat.
No matter how they're prepared.
�
�

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 14:08:54 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Aha! Bonnie is MY San Francisco Broad. This is all Billybob's Fault!

I thought you were playing Patty in Ma's book???

No, Patti's significant other, who loves her for her Beryllium glow.
Bonnie could play Ma's best friend and confidant, and a
love-complication
for all of us.

First it Patty, then it's Patti and after that your talking Patties. I
think you lust for hamburger.

You're probably right.
Women are no substitute for animal meat.
No matter how they're prepared.

I like mine sizzling.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 14:41:11 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Aha! Bonnie is MY San Francisco Broad. This is all Billybob's Fault!

I thought you were playing Patty in Ma's book???

No, Patti's significant other, who loves her for her Beryllium glow.
Bonnie could play Ma's best friend and confidant, and a
love-complication
for all of us.

First it Patty, then it's Patti and after that your talking Patties. I
think you lust for hamburger.

You're probably right.
Women are no substitute for animal meat.
No matter how they're prepared.

I like mine sizzling.

Had a beaut of a rib eye for breakfast.
Had my sizzler last night.
�
�

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 15:51:10 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Aha! Bonnie is MY San Francisco Broad. This is all Billybob's Fault!

I thought you were playing Patty in Ma's book???

No, Patti's significant other, who loves her for her Beryllium glow.
Bonnie could play Ma's best friend and confidant, and a
love-complication
for all of us.

First it Patty, then it's Patti and after that your talking Patties. I
think you lust for hamburger.

You're probably right.
Women are no substitute for animal meat.
No matter how they're prepared.

I like mine sizzling.

Had a beaut of a rib eye for breakfast.
Had my sizzler last night.

Oh wow, rib eye for breakfast! I carefully trim off the fat and eat that
first.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 15:58:53 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Aha! Bonnie is MY San Francisco Broad. This is all Billybob's Fault!

I thought you were playing Patty in Ma's book???

No, Patti's significant other, who loves her for her Beryllium glow.
Bonnie could play Ma's best friend and confidant, and a love-complication
for all of us.

First it Patty, then it's Patti and after that your talking Patties. I
think you lust for hamburger.

You're probably right.
Women are no substitute for animal meat.
No matter how they're prepared.

I like mine sizzling.

Had a beaut of a rib eye for breakfast.
Had my sizzler last night.

Oh wow, rib eye for breakfast!�� I carefully trim off the fat and eat that
first.

Oooo
Me too� -� if it's good and crispy.
Lots of salt and pepper.
�
�

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 16:12:59 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Aha! Bonnie is MY San Francisco Broad. This is all Billybob's Fault!

I thought you were playing Patty in Ma's book???

No, Patti's significant other, who loves her for her Beryllium glow.
Bonnie could play Ma's best friend and confidant, and a love-complication
for all of us.

First it Patty, then it's Patti and after that your talking Patties. I
think you lust for hamburger.

You're probably right.
Women are no substitute for animal meat.
No matter how they're prepared.

I like mine sizzling.

Had a beaut of a rib eye for breakfast.
Had my sizzler last night.

Oh wow, rib eye for breakfast! I carefully trim off the fat and eat that
first.

Oooo
Me too - if it's good and crispy.
Lots of salt and pepper.

Right. I get the pan hot as possible, cover it with salt and pepper, and
toss the steak in. Then a blacken the top side with pepper while the first
side is searing and as soon as it breaks loose flip it over and seal the
juices in. Hard to beat a rib eye.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 18:13:41 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
Right. I get the pan hot as possible, cover it with salt and pepper, and
toss the steak in. Then a blacken the top side with pepper while the first
side is searing and as soon as it breaks loose flip it over and seal the
juices in. Hard to beat a rib eye.

Queer Rib Eye for the Black Eye of the Straight Guy.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 17:53:01 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Had a beaut of a rib eye for breakfast.
Had my sizzler last night.

Oh wow, rib eye for breakfast! I carefully trim off the fat and eat that
first.

My Great Aunt Franc used to cut off a small piece of fat,
and set it to the side of the plate, and say, "My Dessert."
She'd finish each meal with a piece of fat. Fat is flavor.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 18:02:44 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Had a beaut of a rib eye for breakfast.
Had my sizzler last night.

Oh wow, rib eye for breakfast!�� I carefully trim off the fat and eat that
first.

My Great Aunt Franc used to cut off a small piece of fat,
and set it to the side of the plate, and say, "My Dessert."
� She'd finish each meal with a piece of fat.� Fat is flavor.

Do fat women taste better than thin women ?
�
�

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 14:47:52 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
You're probably right.
Women are no substitute for animal meat.
No matter how they're prepared.

Women come pre-prepared. Nothing a man does has any effect
on their preparation.

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 15:55:34 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
You're probably right.
Women are no substitute for animal meat.
No matter how they're prepared.

Women come pre-prepared. Nothing a man does has any effect on their
preparation.

You really don't know much about women do you, Tim?

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 15:59:38 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
You're probably right.
Women are no substitute for animal meat.
No matter how they're prepared.

Women come pre-prepared.� Nothing a man does has any effect on their
preparation.

You really don't know much about women do you, Tim?

I believe we've established that.
�
�

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 18:07:44 UTC

Women come pre-prepared. Nothing a man does has any effect on their
preparation.

You really don't know much about women do you, Tim?

I believe we've established that.

Let's see. Women exist. Of the two human genders, women
are clearly the superior, as they live longer than men,
enjoy better health than men, and are much smarter and
emotionally balanced than men. Women tolerate the presense
of men at their whim alone. Men have nothing to say about
the matter. If women didn't want to pass on their genes,
they wouldn't have anything at all to do with men.

A Turnip.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 17:59:53 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
You're probably right.
Women are no substitute for animal meat.
No matter how they're prepared.

Women come pre-prepared. Nothing a man does has any effect on their
preparation.

You really don't know much about women do you, Tim?

350 degrees, bake an hour and a half, or until clear juice
runs from the stab wound.

I know enough about women to doubly pare them.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 14:30:22 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
First it Patty, then it's Patti and after that your talking Patties. I
think you lust for hamburger.

It has been 34 years since I ate meat. Believe me, I do not
lust for hamburger. I think my health is the better for my
vegetarianism. There is a family history of high
cholesterol and plaque build-up. When scanned, they can't
find ANY build-up in any of my veins or arteries. Clean as
a whistle.

Don't eat all that grease, boys and girls. It'll clog up
your pipes. You are what you eat.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 14:43:44 UTC

First it Patty, then it's Patti and after that your talking Patties.� I
think you� lust for hamburger.

It has been 34 years since I ate meat.� Believe me, I do not
lust for hamburger.� I think my health is the better for my
vegetarianism.� There is a family history of high
cholesterol and plaque build-up.� When scanned, they can't
find ANY build-up in any of my veins or arteries.� Clean as
a whistle.
Don't eat all that grease, boys and girls.� It'll clog up
your pipes.� You are what you eat.

I don't wanna be broccoli.
I want to be steak.
All my ancestors lived to be very old� -� eating lots of meat.
And
They were all very happy.
�
�
�

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 15:09:38 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
I don't wanna be broccoli.
I want to be steak.
All my ancestors lived to be very old - eating lots of meat.
And
They were all very happy.

Lucky to have long life genes.

Broccoli is chock-full of good stuff. I hate broccoli.
Patti makes me eat it two or three times a week.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 15:28:21 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
I don't wanna be broccoli.
I want to be steak.
All my ancestors lived to be very old - eating lots of meat.
And
They were all very happy.

Lucky to have long life genes.
Broccoli is chock-full of good stuff.� I hate broccoli.
Patti makes me eat it two or three times a week.

You really have my deepest sympathy.

I'm not at all fond of it and my soul mate urges it on me every chance
he gets.

My sweetie, however, lets me eat any damn thing i want.� That explains
his better
position on the leader board.
�
�

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 17:48:41 UTC

Broccoli is chock-full of good stuff. I hate broccoli.
Patti makes me eat it two or three times a week.

You really have my deepest sympathy.
I'm not at all fond of it and my soul mate urges it on me every chance
he gets.

Crucifiles promote cruciferous consumption.

Post by Blues Ma
My sweetie, however, lets me eat any damn thing i want. That explains
his better
position on the leader board.

I'm exactly the same way, Ma. I eat any damn thing I want.
You see, I don't "want" to eat meat. :-)*

*Smugly superior, the pasty-faced vegetarian collapses in
his chair, exhausted by the effort to stand and address the
issue.

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 16:07:47 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
I don't wanna be broccoli.
I want to be steak.
All my ancestors lived to be very old? -? eating lots of meat.
And
They were all very happy.

Lucky to have long life genes.
Broccoli is chock-full of good stuff. I hate broccoli. Patti makes me eat
it two or three times a week.

Try some dripping with Cabot sharp cheddar.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 18:10:22 UTC

Post by chwaszczewski
Broccoli is chock-full of good stuff. I hate broccoli. Patti makes me eat
it two or three times a week.

Try some dripping with Cabot sharp cheddar.

Cabot makes paint and stain. Well, which is it? Sharp
Cheddar Paint or Sharp Cheddar Stain?

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 15:38:53 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
First it Patty, then it's Patti and after that your talking Patties. I
think you lust for hamburger.

It has been 34 years since I ate meat. Believe me, I do not lust for
hamburger. I think my health is the better for my vegetarianism. There
is a family history of high cholesterol and plaque build-up. When
scanned, they can't find ANY build-up in any of my veins or arteries.
Clean as a whistle.
Don't eat all that grease, boys and girls. It'll clog up your pipes. You
are what you eat.

Which are you then, a fruit or a vegetable?

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 15:57:46 UTC

First it Patty, then it's Patti and after that your talking Patties.� I
think you� lust for hamburger.

It has been 34 years since I ate meat.� Believe me, I do not lust for
hamburger.� I think my health is the better for my vegetarianism.� There
is a family history of high cholesterol and plaque build-up.� When
scanned, they can't find ANY build-up in any of my veins or arteries.
Clean as a whistle.
Don't eat all that grease, boys and girls.� It'll clog up your pipes.� You
are what you eat.

Which are you then, a fruit or a vegetable?

Shall we have a vote ?
�
�

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 16:10:42 UTC

First it Patty, then it's Patti and after that your talking Patties. I
think you lust for hamburger.

It has been 34 years since I ate meat. Believe me, I do not lust for
hamburger. I think my health is the better for my vegetarianism. There
is a family history of high cholesterol and plaque build-up. When
scanned, they can't find ANY build-up in any of my veins or arteries.
Clean as a whistle.
Don't eat all that grease, boys and girls. It'll clog up your pipes.
You
are what you eat.

Which are you then, a fruit or a vegetable?

Shall we have a vote ?

Thinks like a fruit, works like a vegetable.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 18:12:08 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
Which are you then, a fruit or a vegetable?

Shall we have a vote ?

Thinks like a fruit, works like a vegetable.

LOL!

Ah, Sweet Nectarine of Life At Last I've Found You!

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 18:00:47 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
Which are you then, a fruit or a vegetable?

Shall we have a vote ?

Oh, God, don't make me be a parsnip!

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 17:49:46 UTC

Don't eat all that grease, boys and girls. It'll clog up your pipes. You
are what you eat.

Which are you then, a fruit or a vegetable?

The last week, mostly fresh peach. All y'all enjoying the
peaches this summer?

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 18:02:05 UTC

Don't eat all that grease, boys and girls.� It'll clog up your pipes.� You
are what you eat.

Which are you then, a fruit or a vegetable?

The last week, mostly fresh peach.� All y'all enjoying the
peaches this summer?

Wonderful crop.
Because of the cool weather i've even been baking all manner of peachy goodies.
�
�

Patty

2004-09-02 03:10:25 UTC

I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma? Are you a sexual dynamo,
Bill? Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital
cameras?
~Patty~

Wow! I wanna watch Patty watch Ma watch Billybob! That's four layers
deep, count 'em, four layers deep.

Correction Timmy. I'm not going to 'watch' Ma watch Billybob. I'm going
to position Billybob and the future Mrs. Billybob for optimum
viewing
and
photographing. Want to make sure we don't miss one little teensy tinesy
thing.
~Patty~

Can I come too?

I dunno.............................can you ?

LOL, Ma.......that was a good come back.

Come back, come back, come back my Bonnie to me.

Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Yeah, Billybob....who is this Bonnie broad?

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 04:04:31 UTC

I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma? Are you a sexual dynamo,
Bill? Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital
cameras?
~Patty~

Wow! I wanna watch Patty watch Ma watch Billybob! That's four layers
deep, count 'em, four layers deep.

Correction Timmy. I'm not going to 'watch' Ma watch Billybob. I'm going
to position Billybob and the future Mrs. Billybob for optimum
viewing
and
photographing. Want to make sure we don't miss one little teensy tinesy
thing.
~Patty~

Can I come too?

I dunno.............................can you ?

LOL, Ma.......that was a good come back.

Come back, come back, come back my Bonnie to me.

Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Yeah, Billybob....who is this Bonnie broad?

She's overseas.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 13:43:48 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Yeah, Billybob....who is this Bonnie broad?

She's overseas.

She's a broad.

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 13:57:06 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Yeah, Billybob....who is this Bonnie broad?

She's overseas.

She's a broad.

She lies.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 14:32:37 UTC

Post by chwaszczewski
She's a broad.

She lies.

So he's a Brad.

Patty

2004-09-02 14:38:40 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Yeah, Billybob....who is this Bonnie broad?

She's overseas.

She's a broad.

She lies.

You've Picked Your Butt? That's nice.

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 15:40:41 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Awright.
Who's this Bonnie broad and where has she gone ?

Yeah, Billybob....who is this Bonnie broad?

She's overseas.

She's a broad.

She lies.

You've Picked Your Butt? That's nice.

I took sweet Patty to the picture show and picked her seat in the very front
row.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 02:37:53 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
Can I come too?

I dunno.............................can you ?

It's "May I come, too?"

I dunnno.........................may he?

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 03:02:10 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
Can I come too?

I dunno.............................can you ?

It's "May I come, too?"
I dunnno.........................may he?

Well if all of y'all are going to� -�� it's gonna get messy.
�
�

Patty

2004-09-02 03:07:50 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
Can I come too?

I dunno.............................can you ?

It's "May I come, too?"
I dunnno.........................may he?

Not in this context, it isn't. In case you didn't get it, Tim....this was a
play on words. But, you knew that......right? In this
context.............'can' would be perfectly suited to the subject.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 03:10:56 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
Can I come too?

I dunno.............................can you ?

It's "May I come, too?"
I dunnno.........................may he?

Not in this context, it isn't.� In case you didn't get it, Tim....this was a
play on words.� But, you knew that......right?� In this
context.............'can' would be perfectly suited to the subject.

We were seeking an admission or denial.
Wasn't a grammar experiment.
�
�

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 03:28:29 UTC

Not in this context, it isn't. In case you didn't get it, Tim....this was a
play on words. But, you knew that......right? In this
context.............'can' would be perfectly suited to the subject.

We were seeking an admission or denial.
Wasn't a grammar experiment.

Hogwarts. Grammar is all. There is nothing else but grammar.

One of the Dish stations has these repetitive ads trying to
sell franchises for mini-atm machines. The ad, in one
introductory sentence, mangles "entrepreneur" as
"entrepenewer" and confuses singular and plural pronouns.

Entrepreneur does not rhyme with sewer. Bush is quoted as
saying the French need a good word for entrepreneur.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 11:41:20 UTC

We were seeking an admission or denial.
Wasn't a grammar experiment.

Hogwarts.� Grammar is all.� There is nothing else but grammar.
One of the Dish stations has these repetitive ads trying to
sell franchises for mini-atm machines.� The ad, in one
introductory sentence, mangles "entrepreneur" as
"entrepenewer" and confuses singular and plural pronouns.
Entrepreneur does not rhyme with sewer.� Bush is quoted as
saying the French need a good word for entrepreneur.

Grammar ain't zip out on the street.
�
�

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 14:06:48 UTC

Post by Blues Ma
Grammar ain't zip out on the street.

Spike Lee said, "Ebonics be stupid."

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 03:21:33 UTC

Post by Patty
Not in this context, it isn't. In case you didn't get it, Tim....this was a
play on words. But, you knew that......right? In this
context.............'can' would be perfectly suited to the subject.

In case you didn't get it, "May I come, too?" is an anagram,
I'm going to keep this up until you guys cave in
exhaustion. :-)*

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Patty

2004-09-02 03:24:00 UTC

Post by Patty
Not in this context, it isn't. In case you didn't get it, Tim....this
was a play on words. But, you knew that......right? In this
context.............'can' would be perfectly suited to the subject.

In case you didn't get it, "May I come, too?" is an anagram, I'm going to
keep this up until you guys cave in exhaustion. :-)*
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Anagram my arse. You are w-r-o-n-g!!

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 03:36:54 UTC

Post by Patty
Anagram my arse. You are w-r-o-n-g!!

Sorry, I meant candygram.

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 04:13:03 UTC

Post by Patty
Not in this context, it isn't. In case you didn't get it, Tim....this
was a play on words. But, you knew that......right? In this
context.............'can' would be perfectly suited to the subject.

In case you didn't get it, "May I come, too?" is an anagram, I'm going to
keep this up until you guys cave in exhaustion. :-)*
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Anagram my arse. You are w-r-o-n-g!!

Sear

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 13:50:43 UTC

Post by Patty
Not in this context, it isn't. In case you didn't get it, Tim....this
was a play on words. But, you knew that......right? In this
context.............'can' would be perfectly suited to the subject.

In case you didn't get it, "May I come, too?" is an anagram, I'm going to
keep this up until you guys cave in exhaustion. :-)*
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Anagram my arse. You are w-r-o-n-g!!

Sear

Any Gramma Ears g-r-o-w-n?

Patty

2004-09-02 14:08:45 UTC

Post by Patty
Not in this context, it isn't. In case you didn't get it, Tim....this
was a play on words. But, you knew that......right? In this
context.............'can' would be perfectly suited to the subject.

In case you didn't get it, "May I come, too?" is an anagram, I'm going
to keep this up until you guys cave in exhaustion. :-)*
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Anagram my arse. You are w-r-o-n-g!!

Sear

Any Gramma Ears g-r-o-w-n?

Nay, Grammar Rages Now.
Amy Arranges Warm Nog.
~Patty~

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 14:50:32 UTC

Post by chwaszczewski
Any Gramma Ears g-r-o-w-n?

Nay, Grammar Rages Now.
Amy Arranges Warm Nog.
~Patty~

Party at Amy's house!

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 04:12:22 UTC

Post by Patty
Not in this context, it isn't. In case you didn't get it, Tim....this
was a play on words. But, you knew that......right? In this
context.............'can' would be perfectly suited to the subject.

In case you didn't get it, "May I come, too?" is an anagram, I'm going to
keep this up until you guys cave in exhaustion. :-)*
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Is that like a bananagram?

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 13:45:18 UTC

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Is that like a bananagram?

Did you know we share over 50% of our DNA with bananas?

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 14:00:28 UTC

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Is that like a bananagram?

Did you know we share over 50% of our DNA with bananas?

Then maybe you shouldn't eat them.
�
�

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 14:02:41 UTC

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Is that like a bananagram?

Did you know we share over 50% of our DNA with bananas?

Then maybe you shouldn't eat them.

Right, it would be like sucking your own dick.

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 14:48:54 UTC

Post by Smarty pants
Right, it would be like sucking your own dick.

I am so sick of politics. :-)

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 14:41:00 UTC

Post by chwaszczewski
Did you know we share over 50% of our DNA with bananas?

Then maybe you shouldn't eat them.

It is incucumberent upon those mocking vegetarianism to come
up with an alternative other than starvation to satisfy
philosophical purity. You surely don't mean I sould die
because I choose not to kill animals and eat their dead
flesh. Because I choose to preserve animal life, I should
die? My way or the Highbush Cranberry? Nonsense.

Bananas and skim milk, Dad used to say.

I will agree to the premise that less food is better. We
live longer when we eat less. This is something we all
should think about at great length.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 15:23:06 UTC

Post by chwaszczewski
Did you know we share over 50% of our DNA with bananas?

Then maybe you shouldn't eat them.

It is incucumberent upon those mocking vegetarianism to come
up with an alternative other than starvation to satisfy
philosophical purity.� You surely don't mean I sould die
because I choose not to kill animals and eat their dead
flesh.� Because I choose to preserve animal life, I should
die?� My way or the Highbush Cranberry?� Nonsense.
Bananas and skim milk, Dad used to say.
I will agree to the premise that less food is better.� We
live longer when we eat less.� This is something we all
should think about at great length.

NO
Some of us want to eat lots of delicious things and our sole
aim in life is not to live longer.�� For us, eating what we love makes
life better.

Meat eaters live longer anyway.
Not everyone is doomed by cholesterol.
I did vegetarian in the 60's� -� it sucked.
�

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 16:09:26 UTC

Post by chwaszczewski
Did you know we share over 50% of our DNA with bananas?

Then maybe you shouldn't eat them.

It is incucumberent upon those mocking vegetarianism to come
up with an alternative other than starvation to satisfy
philosophical purity. You surely don't mean I sould die
because I choose not to kill animals and eat their dead
flesh. Because I choose to preserve animal life, I should
die? My way or the Highbush Cranberry? Nonsense.
Bananas and skim milk, Dad used to say.
I will agree to the premise that less food is better. We
live longer when we eat less. This is something we all
should think about at great length.

NO
Some of us want to eat lots of delicious things and our sole
aim in life is not to live longer. For us, eating what we love makes
life better.
Meat eaters live longer anyway.
Not everyone is doomed by cholesterol.
I did a vegetarian in the 60's - it sucked.

Meet him in bar? Must have been drunk, huh?

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 17:35:38 UTC

I will agree to the premise that less food is better. We
live longer when we eat less. This is something we all
should think about at great length.

NO
Some of us want to eat lots of delicious things and our sole
aim in life is not to live longer. For us, eating what we love makes
life better.

I just suggested we think about it. I wasn't declaring
cant. Personally, I don't think there is mutual exclusion
in this discussion. You can have your cake and eat it, too,
if you practice moderation. It is excess that ruins everything.

Post by Blues Ma
Meat eaters live longer anyway.

I would love to see a serious citation for this assertion.

Post by Blues Ma
Not everyone is doomed by cholesterol.
I did vegetarian in the 60's - it sucked.

You weren't a vegetarian for philosophical reasons, but
hippie reasons. Loose screw. I also understand that how
you were a vegetarian probably soured you on the whole idea.
I eat a wide variety of wholesome and tasty foods,
prepared in many interesting ways, reflecting many cuisines.
It only "sucks" if you are a brown-ricer and unfamiliar
with cooking and foods in general. Vegetarians who know how
to cook eat very well, indeed.

I told you once why I became a vegetarian. None of you
remembers. You see, it was during my last alien abduction,
when...

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 18:00:37 UTC

I will agree to the premise that less food is better. We
live longer when we eat less. This is something we all
should think about at great length.

NO
Some of us want to eat lots of delicious things and our sole
aim in life is not to live longer.��  For us, eating what we love makes
life better.

I just suggested we think about it.� I wasn't declaring
cant.� Personally, I don't think there is mutual exclusion
in this discussion.� You can have your cake and eat it, too,
if you practice moderation.� It is excess that ruins everything.

Post by Blues Ma
Meat eaters live longer anyway.

I would love to see a serious citation for this assertion.

Post by Blues Ma
Not everyone is doomed by cholesterol.
I did vegetarian in the 60's - it sucked.

You weren't a vegetarian for philosophical reasons, but
hippie reasons.� Loose screw.� I also understand that how
you were a vegetarian probably soured you on the whole idea.
� I eat a wide variety of wholesome and tasty foods,
prepared in many interesting ways, reflecting many cuisines.
� It only "sucks" if you are a brown-ricer and unfamiliar
with cooking and foods in general.� Vegetarians who know how
to cook eat very well, indeed.
I told you once why I became a vegetarian.� None of you
remembers.� You see, it was during my last alien abduction,
when...

I did my stretch in that mess for moral reasons.� Humanitarian hoodoo.
Oh my� -� poor animals and all that happy crap.
We ate a fabulous variety of foods prepared in many ways, as our
commune included members from diverse cultural backgrounds.
It's just that after a year of it i felt week and.................shitty.
It took a month of proper eating to get me old power back.�� Aye.
Just a personal experience.
One of my husbands was vegan and felt fine until he died.
�
�

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 11:39:54 UTC

In case you didn't get it, "May I come, too?" is an anagram,
� I'm going to keep this up until you guys cave in
exhaustion.� :-)*
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Ain't workin' here at all.

Is it really fun for you ?
�
�

chwaszczewski

2004-09-02 14:05:29 UTC

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Ain't workin' here at all.
Is it really fun for you ?

B'rer Fox he lay low, but he grin high. That's an anagram,
too, of a misspelling.

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 01:45:09 UTC

Post by Patty
I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma? Are you a sexual dynamo,
Bill? Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital
cameras?
~Patty~

Wow! I wanna watch Patty watch Ma watch Billybob! That's four layers
deep, count 'em, four layers deep.

Who's on the bottom?

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 01:59:49 UTC

I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma?� Are you a sexual dynamo,
Bill? Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital
cameras?
~Patty~

Wow!� I wanna watch Patty watch Ma watch Billybob!� That's four layers
deep, count 'em, four layers deep.

Who's on the bottom?

Probably you� -�� if you're lucky.
Saves wear and tear on your knees and back.
�
�
�

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 01:44:35 UTC

Bill is getting married? Are we all invited to witness the event?
Congratulations Billy.
~Patty~

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-Samuel Johnson

I've made my decision. I want to be Ma's assistant.
~Patty~

Excellent !
It will take a team to properly capture that even in photos.
When it comes to consumation.............................the angles are
everything.

I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma? Are you a sexual dynamo,
Bill? Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital
cameras?
~Patty~

Honestly, I don't remember.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 01:59:07 UTC

Bill is getting married? Are we all invited to witness the event?
Congratulations Billy.
~Patty~

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-Samuel Johnson

I've made my decision. I want to be Ma's assistant.
~Patty~

Excellent !
It will take a team to properly capture that even in photos.
When it comes to consumation.............................the angles are
everything.

I wonder how long they will 'go at it', Ma?� Are you a sexual dynamo,
Bill? Will we need several rolls of film or extra cards for the digital
cameras?
~Patty~

Honestly, I don't remember.

Like ridin' a bike they say.
And they also say�� -�� the better the piece, the quicker it comes back.
�
�

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 01:43:30 UTC

Bill is getting married? Are we all invited to witness the event?
Congratulations Billy.
~Patty~

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-Samuel Johnson

I've made my decision. I want to be Ma's assistant.
~Patty~

Excellent !
It will take a team to properly capture that even in photos.
When it comes to consumation.............................the angles are
everything.

Let me get this straight.

Blues Ma

2004-09-02 01:58:10 UTC

Bill is getting married? Are we all invited to witness the event?
Congratulations Billy.
~Patty~

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-Samuel Johnson

I've made my decision. I want to be Ma's assistant.
~Patty~

Excellent !
It will take a team to properly capture that even in photos.
When it comes to consumation.............................the angles are
everything.

Let me get this straight.

Oh no�� -�� not one of THOSE.
�
�

Smarty pants

2004-09-02 01:20:03 UTC