Post by Joel Olson http://phys.org/news/2013-03-ephemeral-vacuum-particles-speed-of-light-fluctuations.html
http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/ You'll like this. <
You're right This one is a dandy.
I like that he doesn't accelerate the ball until after it leaves the pitcher's hand, thereby saving his arm for a while.
Mark "the Bird" Fidrych threw out his arm in one season with the Tigers. He was last seen on his pig farm, and was quoted as saying, "You know, you never know, you know."